A WOMAN is livid that her friend got pregnant without first checking with her that it was acceptable.
Donna Sheridan has been living happily with her boyfriend for six years but Emma Bradford feels that is no excuse for conceiving a baby without consulting her first.
Bradford said: “I’ve known Donna for over a decade, which means she should have told me before they even started trying. It’s common courtesy.
“In callously getting pregnant, she hasn’t taken my feelings into account. For example, I need someone to go to the pub with and it is impossible getting a buggy into that little upstairs wine bar that I like.
“And when I called her yesterday to moan about my job the only thing she had to say was that the baby is currently the size of a Brazil nut. I am bigger than a Brazil nut, so I should clearly be more important to her.
“Donna says that if she has a second baby she will let me know first of all, so I’ve got in there early and already told her it’s a terrible idea that will ruin her life forever.”