Lifestyle

A WOMAN pursuing an ethical lifestyle has briefly wondered if cocaine is vegan.

A MAN is desperately clinging to the belief that he enjoys spending the whole weekend binge drinking.

A PUB quiz team has realised they could have had normal, successful lives if they had not immersed themselves in pointless trivia.

ARE you secretly shitting yourself about not having a pension but want to pretend it’s fine? Here are some great ways to delude yourself.

THE new health trend of drinking alkaline enhanced water has proven as effective as alcohol at making people talk a lot of shit.

EVERYONE loves their smartphone, but are you concerned your partner would rather have a relationship with it than you? Take our quiz and find out.

A YOUNG driver has spent every night for well over two years driving around aimlessly in his crappy car.

A MAN has admitted he secretly wishes he could drive the outlandish car he drew when he was eight.

A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30.

CARAVAN holidays are a tentative step towards kinky retirement-age swinging, the nation’s grandparents have admitted.