International

A MAN whose BBC interview was interrupted by a family has admitted breaking into their house to use their broadband.

BRITAIN has briefly noticed Northern Ireland before returning its attention to other things.

DONALD Trump has claimed Barack Obama has been stalking him for the last three decades.

AMERICA fears it may just be a matter of time before President Trump discovers the emoji keyboard on his phone.

PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton in a parallel timeline is facing impeachment and criminal charges for wearing ugly shoes.

THE President of the United States has managed to get through an entire speech without saying anything explicitly dangerous or obviously insane. 

DONALD Trump is currently hiding from the media as if he owes them two months’ rent money, it has been confirmed.

DONALD Trump’s closest adviser is a small boy who is the biggest bullshitter in his school, it has emerged.

A DESPERATE, blithering fuck-up has demanded the media accurately report how unbelievably fantastic it is.

PEOPLE looking for a new leader of the western world are eyeing up Justin Trudeau and Angela Merkel and dismissing Theresa May without a second thought.