International

FORMER Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic has been forced to hand in his notice at the Belgrade video shop where has been working for the last 12 years.

IRAN was last night reassessing its decision to walk up to America and kick it squarely in the nuts.

A SHARP rise in the price of snails is forcing millions of hard-up Frenchmen to eat their own bogies. 

THE Canadian Mounted Police has vowed to capture every one of the 12 million bees that escaped from an overturned truck earlier this week.

THE French army was in chaos last night after the resignation of its most senior general left it temporarily unable to retreat.

THE oil-rich state of Dubai has unveiled plans for a daring new skyscraper constructed entirely of Fanta.

 BRITAIN is to lead international efforts to drive Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe from office with wave after wave of devastating criticism.

AUSTRALIA suddenly went all nancy last night after a chef said a dirty word on television.

EAGER foot collectors are setting up camp on the beaches near Vancouver, amid talk of a new Canadian 'foot rush'.

EUROPE lay in tatters last night, ravaged by the strongest leprechaun curse in over a decade.