Environment

EVEN if you live in f**king London, you can still witness the majesty of Mother Nature all around you. Look out for these wonders.

AS A Greenpeace activist I’m saving the earth any way I can, even if that means crashing into France vs Germany like a reckless wanker.

A PARTIAL eclipse of the sun is f**king nothing compared to the total one we had in 1999, an astronomer has confirmed.

TRYING to relax in wonderful sunshine but instead just irritated? It’s because high temperatures have these unfortunate side-effects.

DO you think the weather is a fascinating topic of conversation and not in fact f**king dull? Here’s how to point out that rain droplets are falling from the sky today.

YESTERDAY’S Bank Holiday did not count because it pissed down all day so can be taken in lieu today, the government has announced.

SNOW is falling across Scotland and northern England just as it always does right into bloody August.

YOUR delightful dog takes a dump right outside the school gates, and you’re all out of biodegradable bags? Here’s how to deal with the dirt...

THE UK has never been more in touch with nature than during this last interminable lockdown where there’s nothing to do but go for a muddy walk. Here’s how to stop:

IS the long lockdown winter finally over? Have we begun our long, wet, dull, Easter egg-eating lockdown spring?