Celebrity
Queen Spending 'A Shitload' Of Money, According To New Report
SPENDING by the Royal Household has increased from a serious wedge to a shitload, according to official accounts.
"This Time I Want My Own Drawer," Kate Tells Wills
KATE Middleton will rekindle her relationship with Prince William if she gets her own underpants drawer at Clarence House, the Daily Mash has learned.
Pete Doherty Accuses Bassey Of "Joint Bogarting"
DAME Shirley Bassey may have been a big hit with the Glastonbury crowd but she proved much less popular backstage after refusing to share her drugs with her fellow artistes, The Daily Mash can reveal.
God Tells Britney To Sod Off
GOD last night said he would pretend to be out after troubled singer Britney Spears revealed she “could not wait to meet Him”.