SOMETHING has happened to the Kardashians that does not affect you because they are strangers and you will never meet them.
Experts confirmed that you should worry about your own situation rather than trying to live vicariously through the exploits of celebrities.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Disconnect yourself from this bullshit, none of it matters.
“Perhaps think about what’s happening to you and how you can develop your potential.
“You don’t know these people. They’re just mascots for other strangers who want your money.
“Never think of them again. You don’t have to be like them, their ways are demented.
“Also never read another list of 10 things, number seven of which will apparently blow your mind.”