Business

BRITAIN'S workers have returned to staring purposefully at their screens for eight hours.

A REAL-LIFE version of Scrooge has cruelly demanded his merry staff do some work this week.

RYANAIR has agreed to compensate passengers whose flights were cancelled by banning them from flying Ryanair ever again.

JAPANESE car companies will pull out of the UK if there is a no-deal Brexit, but admitted that must be really scary.

THERESA May has bought the only non-discounted item in Sports Direct, it has emerged.

AN inconsiderate arsehole took delivery of an Amazon parcel instead of allowing the delivery man to run off after one knock, it has emerged.

EMPLOYEES of large companies who wear their company logo in their leisure time are usually prize bellends, it has emerged.

A 45-YEAR-OLD has confirmed plans to sell his treasured CD collection for the few hundred pounds he still believes he will get for them.

THE city of Stoke-on-Trent is to become the UK’s largest branch of Wetherspoons, it has been announced.

A MIDDLE-MANAGER has discovered that sacking employees is not ‘the hardest part of the job’ but actually quite a buzz.