Arts & Entertainment
THE blaring music from next door’s garden is actually a playlist they have especially put together for you, they have nervously admitted.
A WOMAN’S paperback copy of Normal People has three different speeds and ten different pleasure settings, she has confirmed.
PEOPLE in Britain are officially sick of doing f**king quizzes, they have confirmed.
BRITISH workers have demanded assurances that they get to see how Breaking Bad and Mad Men end before returning to their workplaces.
IN these locked-down times it’s hard to remember whether you are a real person or an animated Disney character.
A MAN is trapped in a never-ending nightmare of his wife binge-watching Irish relationship drama Normal People, he has confirmed.
THE UK has confirmed that it will always associate this tough and tragic time with that lube advert that is never off the air.
A MAN has recreated the experience of attending a music festival in his own home by wetting himself in a sleeping bag.
THE entertainment industry has pulled out all the stops to keep us going with new livestreams every night. But which will you abandon within minutes?
A MAN struggling to cope with what has happened to the world is finding cheerful escapism in a videogame where he slaughters demons in hell.