Arts & Entertainment

A SINGLE woman in lockdown has admitted that she is now even getting sexually excited at This Morning. 

DISNEY have announced that they are delaying a film about a loveable ill pangolin who is saved by his trusty friend, a market-dwelling bat.

DESPITE claims to the contrary, the country has realised that staying in does not compare to a night out.

THE TIME in self-isolation could be spent watching some of those great foreign language movies you've been meaning to see like, oh, you've put Friends on from the beginning instead.

AS the best contemporary songwriter since Bono, I can’t shy away from taking on the big issues. Here’s how I’ll write the Ring a Ring O’ Roses for the coronavirus generation.

PROG-ROCK giants Genesis have reformed to play to thousands of older brothers who take music very seriously.

A WOMAN has no idea what happened in the film she watched with a friend, despite asking questions throughout it.

A WOMAN who watched Toy Story 4 is disappointed that it didn’t solve her emotional issues, including anxiety, difficulty forming relationships and being an immature, dysfunctional nightmare.

HOLLYWOOD has pronounced itself free of all abuses of power after the only man who ever abused his power was jailed.

STREAMING services have digitally simulated standing in Blockbuster for 40 minutes before choosing something crap, viewers have confirmed.