Arts & Entertainment

WANT to make your garden the envy of your neighbours with fun features and activities? Here are some suggestions that are guaranteed to end up as landfill.

DANI Dyer, Gemma Owen, Jack Keating: Love Island has become a creche for adult celebrity children. These are rumoured to be next.

DO you have a favourite Marvel character? Here’s what your choice says about the type of forlorn weirdo you are.

TWENTY years ago you would have leapt from a moving train to see Britney Spears topless, boobs covered only by her hands. Now you scroll past it. And these.

NOT all greatest hits albums are created equal. For every Abba Gold or Greatest Hits by Queen, there are more than a few blatantly padded out with filler. Like these. 

TWATS working in TV are creaming themselves at the prospect of Boris Johnson being free to boost ratings on their dreadful shows.

IF you were planning to remake film classics, the first thing you’d do is make sure none of these ‘What the f**k were they thinking?’ casting choices were repeated.

LEAD singers already get all the attention without the need for headwear. These six acts cannot be appreciated musically because of a hat.

MADE the mistake of reading more than one fantasy trilogy? Then you’ll have realised they’re all the f**king same and these clichéd tropes crop up every time.

A MAN who thought all his favourite songs were still cool and relevant was oblivious to the fact that they were being played ironically, it has emerged.