Arts & Entertainment

THE 75th anniversary of the death of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft has been commemorated with an indefinable sense of terror.

DOCTOR Who's new assistant is an overweight man from Watford called Geoff.

A NEW album by Queen Rania of Jordan, Syrian first lady Asma al-Assad, and the four wives of Bahrain's Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa has hit number one across the Middle East.

WOMEN are celebrating the science fiction-themed tabletop wargame that has been the default female entertainment of the last 25 years.

BEZ, the maraca player for the Happy Mondays, has declared his readiness to compose the score for the new James Bond film.

AN explosion is the central character of forthcoming action/superhero film Avengers Assemble, it has emerged.

HYPNOTIC adult television channel Babestation has unveiled three new types of quasi-sexual writhing to celebrate International Women's Day.

BOHEMIAN-impersonator Pete Doherty has been inundated with requests for more of his art, especially if it involves an organ.

HOLLYWOOD'S silent era was not magical, it was rubbish, according to new research. 

AUTHOR George R R Martin has revealed his Game of Thrones saga concludes with the revelation that it's been a dream all along.