Arts & Entertainment

CLIPS from The Hobbit have revealed that the film will be ludicrous, childish, and completely made-up.

BRITAIN last night demanded to know what impact the latest developments in the News Corp scandal will have on Glee.

HORROR writer James Herbert has inked a deal with moths to write a horrifying account of their battle with mankind.

THE latest literary outing for spy James Bond has hit the shelves, written by best-selling author and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

RICKY Gervais has finally surpassed The Office with his latest justification for making fun of people with learning difficulties.

DIRECTOR Ridley Scott has hinted his mystery-shrouded sci-fi epic Prometheus could feature the sardonic 80s TV alien ALF.

THE 30 journalists that are Mad Men's entire UK viewership have given the rest of the population a five-day window in which to catch up.

PARENTS' groups have accused Madonna of promoting Mr C to impressionable children.

POP star Rihanna turned a short journey on the London Underground earlier this week into a salacious exploration of the dark side of her own sexuality.

THE microbes who live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench have finally been able to tell James Cameron that Avatar was appalling.