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Hollywood 'living in some sort of fantasy world'

HOLLYWOOD'S denial of a link between movie violence and gun murder suggests it may be living in some sort of made-up, fantasy world, experts have claimed.

Kate portrait 'will look very nice on a plate'

Unemployed limited to Sky 'Documentary' package

SKY viewers on unemployment benefits will only be allowed to watch documentaries, according to new guidelines.

Bowie comeback overshadowed by John Terry's return

NEWS that John Terry is fully fit has blown David Bowie's comeback out of the water.

All middle class people on the 'Wolf Hall spectrum'

EVERY middle class person is either reading, has recently read or is thinking about reading Wolf Hall, it has emerged.

Pete Doherty too pretentious for the French

Celebrity Big Brother housemates all ghosts apart from Rylan

CHANNEL 5 has revealed that this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates are all ghosts, apart from Rylan.

'Splash!' drowns 12

TOM Daley's Saturday night diving show has kicked-off with the deaths of 12 of its celebrity contestants.

God thinks Oasis were shit

Couples that watch Jools Holland's Hootenanny doomed to split

ALL couples who watch Jools Holland’s BBC2 New Year show will separate at some point before March, it has emerged.