Arts & Entertainment
JJ Abrams stops pretending to like Star Trek
NEW Star Wars director JJ Abrams always thought Star Trek was shite, it has emerged.
Strivers and shirkers to become rival pop acts
X FACTOR 2013 will pit singers with jobs against a band of benefits recipients.
M & M's World now a totalitarian state
THE chocolate citizens of M & M's World are living under a brutal totalitarian regime, it has emerged.
Burchill slams Chorlton and the Wheelies
COLUMNIST Julie Burchill has launched an astonishing broadside against 1970s children’s programme Chorlton and the Wheelies.
Les Misérables nominated for best foreign-sounding film Oscar
LES Misérables is leading the Oscar pack with nominations including best foreign-sounding film and best cockney cccent in a French-based film.
BBC finally realises its job is to make people more stupid
THE BBC has embraced its role as the UK's leading 'moronifier' with another documentary about drunk teenagers shagging.