Arts & Entertainment

SCIENTISTS have been banned from watching the film Gravity because they kept ruining it for normal people.

EVERY boyband of the 80s, 90s and 00s has merged into a hideous oozing blob.

TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.

THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.

THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.

A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he is some sort of artist.

THE Sun has confirmed it will continue to print bare breasts in a join-the-dots format.

A COLLECTION of original high street posters lost since the 1980s has been discovered in a bedroom in Bolton.

MALE Candy Crush Saga players are victims of a 'sugar ceiling', it has been claimed.

A HANDFUL of people you've never met have announced liking an album by James Blake.