Arts & Entertainment

BBC unveils new drama The Enunciators

THE BBC has unveiled a new drama which promises some of the most clearly-spoken action ever seen on TV.

Southern-style chicken, kebab, pizza and curry combo wins Masterchef

THIS year's Masterchef is the head cook at Tooting’s Southern-Style Chicken, Kebab, Pizza and Curry takeaway restaurant in south London.

Blur-Oasis rivalry reignited over sheds

OASIS founder Noel Gallagher has launched a scathing attack on garden sheds belonging to Damon Albarn and other members of Blur.

Yahoo News wins Pulitzer for cat lookalikes story

YAHOO News has won journalism’s most prestigious award for its coverage of cats that resemble celebrities.

Mad Men to conclude with creation of Um Bongo ad

THE new series of Mad Men climaxes with the writing and recording of the Um Bongo advert.

New Carry On film set in Guardian office

THE latest instalment of the Carry On film franchise is about saucy hi-jinks at The Guardian newspaper.

Events in Game of Thrones to be reported as actual news

NEWS organisations are to report events in Game of Thrones as reality.

Nineties generation makes formal apology for Britpop

REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.

Glasgow to be destroyed at games closing ceremony

THE closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games will climax with the controlled demolition of Glasgow.

Nuts relaunched as feminist magazine

LADS’ mag Nuts is being relaunched for feminist readers.