Arts & Entertainment

INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.

A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.

BENEDICT Cumberbatch’s mother last night praised her son’s Hamlet saying it was ‘a million times better than that shit he did Star Trek’.

MUSIC streaming service Spotify has been messaging all your friends to ask what you have been up to.

BBC weather forecasts have been scrapped so the broadcaster can show more half-naked young men in rural settings.

PATTI Smith's 1974 B-side Piss Factory is the nation's summer jam for 2015.

SMELLING of chip fat in a Blackpool amusement arcade is still better than Banksy's latest exhibit, visitors have confirmed.

CONCERNED mum Donna Sheridan is wondering what she did to inspire her daughter’s angst-ridden, sexually explicit Edinburgh show.

SUPERSTAR DJ Calvin Harris is the number one role model for young aspiring douchebags, it has emerged.

ADULTS have called for the Saturday morning kids’ programmes which acted as a gentle hangover cure to be brought back to TV.