Arts & Entertainment

MOTORHEAD frontman Lemmy has reassured fans that he is eternal and will never die.

NEEDY children across Britain have asked that tonight's Children in Need is the last.

LUKE Skywalker does not appear in the new Star Wars movie because he is the worst character in the series by far, it has been confirmed.

THE new series of Teletubbies is an insult to those who have kept its memory all these years, it has been claimed.

THOUSANDS of adult humans are into that game where you have little cards with pictures of monsters on them.

PAYPAL’s seasonal advertising campaign stars Richard Dawkins telling children that Father Christmas is a logical impossibility.

A RARE image of the monarch’s personal world shows she enjoys many familiar creature comforts.

A MAN has written a poor quality poem about the fog.

STAR Trek fans have confirmed the new series of the show is a disgrace, six months before it begins filming.

BEAR Grylls’ latest challenge is to live in London while earning £12.50 an hour.