Arts & Entertainment
A MAN has asked his friends to give their honest opinion on his awful short stories.
PRIMARK will be one of the zones in the new live version of The Crystal Maze, it has been announced.
A NEW edition of Mein Kampf is being updated for a modern, multicultural audience.
LEONARDO DiCaprio’s new film features a sensual scene of loving, playful intercourse with a brown bear.
A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD Doctor Who fan wants to know when her gran is coming back to life.
CINEMAS have been urged to screen a banned ‘advert for praying’ because it sounds like it might be weirdly entertaining.
A MAN’S interest in literature is limited to tie-ins with TV programmes.
A 28-YEAR-OLD man simply cannot get his head around the rules of TV game show Pointless.
AUCTION house Sotheby's has announced its first major sale of rare, untouched Star Wars fans still in their original packaging.
JIHADI John’s novelty Christmas single has been shelved after a successful drone strike.