Arts & Entertainment

THE BBC has revealed its post-Brexit Top Gear presenters chosen deliberately to horrify and alienate viewers around the world.

IN today’s busy, modern world it can be hard to tell if you're just an average working stiff or if you are, in fact, the elusive graffiti artist known as Banksy. Take our test to find out…

JAMES Bond fans criticising Daniel Craig for carrying a baby are totally unaware that their hero cooked a quiche in A View To A Kill. 

THE BBC has claimed the real 'Strictly Curse' is not cheating partners but being unable to cancel the shit-yet-popular show. 

STUDENTS must no longer show ‘an appreciation or enjoyment of the music of Radiohead’ to attend university after a change in rules.

DOCTOR Who fans are furious that the latest incarnation of the character is from Yorkshire.

YOU may think you’ve got the business acumen to take part in The Apprentice, but you’ll need to be a sizeable twat as well. See if you’ve got what it takes.

DO you enjoy playing your music to people but never notice how hideously uncomfortable they look? Here are the best instruments for being a musical wanker.

A WOMAN has attacked the BBC after thriller Bodyguard left out all the clever twists she had come up with over the last week. 

A 32-YEAR-OLD man hopes he reaches the fabled cut-off point where you stop listening to new music soon, because he has had enough of it.