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Guardian readers exactly the same as Duchess of Cornwall

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No evidence in Afghan massacre apart from 16 dead people and a nutter

Scrap Metal thieves target Island of Sodor

Headmasters illegally excluding students who never turn up

Clegg recalled to Lib Dem homeworld

Popes also available in 'Coptic'

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