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Police guidelines for solving crimes yourself

HOW to solve any crime yourself without bothering the police.

Miley Cyrus’s back-to-school shopping tips

I LIKE to move around the shelves, rubbing myself over the displays.

Rich Kids of Wetherspoon

THE privileged young elite among Wetherspoon pub customers have been documenting their exploits on Instagram.

Tian Tian's pregnancy blog

MY first wee problem in that the smell of bamboo is giving me the boke.

The Mash guide to fracking

IT’S here and it's fine, except that it might render entire counties uninhabitable.

Nick Griffin's CV

IF I do not hear from you I will assume it is because I am not black or in ownership of a vagina.

Caligula's Commonwealth Games

I, CALIGULA, have been the mastermind behind the Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games!

Harrison Ford's Rear Window

THE room they've given me here at Pinewood Studios could be better.

Prince Philip's Game of Thrones loot

THIS week I visited the set of the marvelous sitcom Game of Thrones.

Phil Neville's guide to Rio

MY favourite kind of loaf is the one with all the seeds in it that my wife gets.