Politics

WANT to defend the government even though it’s obvious they’re a bunch of lying shysters? Mindlessly loyal Tory voter Roy Hobbs explains how:

AS Boris Johnson has shown, you never know when a party could strike. There could be one happening in your house right now. Is there?

THE Department for Education has admitted that with the benefit of hindsight Gavin Williamson should have been avoided.

THE new lie told by all the lying f**kers enriching themselves in the name of government is ‘Boris was not there’.

A POSH girl finds it absolutely hilarious that you had a shit lonely Christmas last year while she and all her mates had a big party.

MIDDLE-AGED middle-class affluent recreational class A drug users are your f**king voter base, they have explained to the prime minister.

THE prime minister has promised that his weekend residence will be open to the general public for a mass UK Christmas piss-up in December.

SAJID Javid has said Britons should ‘snog who they wish’ under the mistletoe this Christmas. Here the health secretary explains how he’s snogged loads of girls, honest.

LAST Christmas, while you stayed indoors, the Downing Street spads were having it large. Here’s what you did and they did laid out in a simple timeline: 

BEING disinvited by France is the latest in a long line of snubs for Priti Patel. Here is everything the Home Secretary has been turned away from during her life so far.