Politics

THEY’VE told me not to get involved in this election. So I won’t. I like Boris a lot and everyone should vote for him. Here’s my plan he’ll follow.

A MAN who has spent three years ranting about Brexit is not planning to vote on December 12th if it is cold that day.

THE Tories have used the ‘Trump playbook’ to put the blame for last week’s terror attack on Labour. What else can they implausibly pin on them?

THE ice sculpture in last night’s Channel 4 debate has roared to a 12-point lead in general election polling. 

DOES the idea of just 'getting Brexit done’ make total sense to you? Read our guide to what sort of idiot you might be.

THE Labour party is drastically changing its election tactics by denying there is, or has ever been, any such thing as ‘Jeremy Corbyn’.

BEING so evil that even Boris Johnson’s Conservatives deny you exist is not easy, but Jacob Rees-Mogg has managed it. How can he stage a comeback?

CORBYN has refused to apologise for being anti-Semitic until the Jews apologise for calling him anti-Semitic.

THE Labour party has admitted that Boris Johnson does to Jeremy Corbyn exactly what the Joker does to Batman.

PREVIOUS general elections were at least halfway sane. This one is off-the-rails mental. Here are the issues that have made it that way.