DONALD Trump has promised his supporters a raft of new policies when taking office. Here’s what he’ll do instead:
Promise: Deport 22 million undocumented migrants
Reality: Deport some. Not that many. Basically the same as usual. Actually organising the biggest deportation programme in history would be expensive, difficult, and require a massive government workforce that Elon Musk is busy firing.
Promise: Impose tariffs on all foreign goods
Reality: Nothing. It’s a completely unworkable idea that would raise prices, boost inflation and hurt the interests of the billionaires Trump talks to every night on the phone. So he will simply not do it, never mention it again and his voters will not care.
Promise: Ignore all net zero targets
Reality: They will be ignored, much as they already are, but solar power and electric cars will continue to grow because the technology exists and is getting cheaper. After doing nothing but impeding this, Trump will then claim full credit for their success.
Promise: End Ukraine war
Reality: Nobody has any idea how this one will go, Trump included. On the one hand he’s against financing foreign wars for leaders who wouldn’t even give him usable dirt on Hunter Biden. On the other, his hackles may rise if Putin gets presumptuous. It’s fine, it’s only countless lives and Europe’s future resting on one man’s fragile ego.
Promise: No abortion ban
Reality: Doesn’t like to think about it so won’t.
Promise: Pardon January 6th rioters
Reality: Definitely will, when issuing blanket pardons that include himself, himself again, anyone who’s ever been nice about him and P. Diddy. Because, in his heart, Trump likes crime.
Promise: Make American great again
Reality: Believes that, now he’s president, it already is. No further action need be taken. The maintenance of its greatness with regular cheering rallies is more for him than the country.