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Whether you've been nailed to a cross or are stuck in middle management, you must never forget the fact there's always the possibility of a new beginning.

PEOPLE are terrified of nuclear reactors again. As always this is based on ignorance, but in reality we have nothing to fear. And that's because reactors are a lot like Duran Duran.

Whether I travelled back in time or not, who's to say? You can't prove I didn't so don't even try.

OMG! I'm, like, so totally awesomed-out by the awesomeness of this country - I never knew Bangladesh was such a cool place.

The new doctor at my grandfather's nursing home is a black gentleman (I'm guessing African?) and he touched my grandfather somewhere that's very special to him.

People get upset when trying to understand the Higgs Boson, but there is only one question you really need to ask: Are you a Belieber?

I play the sax and vibe in on vocals in a four piece called Chateau.

I HAVE always been huge fan of Mr Elvis Presley. He was a most wonderful entertainer, with his one for the money, and two for the show, three to get ready and - one moment please…

ROBERT Kiyosaki says in his fantastic book Rich Dad, Poor Dad that you must get rid of your friends that don't share your vision of success. He is, of course, absolutely right.

I hate people who say 'It’s political correctness gone mad!' but I think we can all agree it’s true after what's happened to Silvio Berlusconi.