Society

A REPORT has suggested that the idea of ‘white privilege’ is holding white children back. This is probably bollocks, but why not get angry about it anyway? Here’s how.

YOUR parents aren’t as backwards or as phobic as you believe. Here are five things they’re totally cool with through gritted teeth.

AN English woman with a single Scottish parent is under the impression that it makes her thrillingly exotic, it has emerged.

DO you need statues, flags and Empires to be an interesting person or can you do it all by yourself?

Want to make yourself feel better through mindless consumerism? Here are some items to purchase and forget.

BRITONS have been informed that mere labouring for long hours in precarious jobs for minimum wage does not entitle them to call themselves ‘working class’.

GOT children? Desperate to not be suffering alone? Then you’ve visited a parenting group on Facebook and met these people.

EVER think that irritating twats deliberately sit in your train carriage? Yeah, they do. Here’s the line-up of rail companions for your next 100 journeys.

PEOPLE across the UK have miserably begun their annual ritual of pretending to enjoy temperatures above 18 degrees Celsius.

EVERYONE’S got Thou Shalt Not Kill by now, and coveting thy neighbour’s ox isn’t what it was. Follow these ten new commandments for modern life.