Society

A MAN who had only just worked his way through last year’s stockpiled pasta is now wearily heading out to buy another carful. 

THE end of the school year is here, and with it your child staggering home under the weight of all this crap.

THE requirement to socially distance ends today: here are some of the arseholes who are immediately going to be up in your grill.

LIFE as a woman is easy, and completely free from criticism and judgement. Unless you fall into any of these categories.

NOTHING pleases a Scotsman more than an English person paying tribute to their proud culture by saying a Scottish phrase in a terrible accent. Tom Logan of Colchester explains:

A MAN who proved himself no good in any other area of life has been similarly useless at teaching.

DO you miss the stress of taking exams to determine your future? See how you fare in our interactive game.

ENGLAND has received irrefutable and final confirmation that everything they do as a team and nation only proves how shit they are.

LOCKDOWN has been tough on selfish dicks, but that’s about to change. Here Norman Steele explains how he will be enjoying his new freedoms.  

PARENTS’ evenings are a unique opportunity for teachers to bluff and parents to pretend they’re listening. Here’s why all parties involved should stop bothering.