Society

THE North has seen all plans for upgrades for rail travel scrapped but is instead to be given a lovely hot meat pie. 

WORRIED about inflation? Let economic expert Martin Bishop explain what thousands and thousands of pounds will buy you in 2022.

AS your landlord I have a duty of care to my bank account, and that’s why you’re spending over half your income to live in my tiny, shit flat. Here’s why it’s going up.

STARTING a punch-up is usually a bad idea caused by drink and an unresolved relationship with your father. But these slights cannot be ignored.

SCARED of leaving home? Don't worry. Your dad has plenty of advice to make flying the nest even worse.

HOTELS give simple things complicated names to justify ripping you off. Here are the most pretentious culprits.

YOUNG people have always despised their elders, but Gen Z’s rage at everyone else is totally valid. Here’s why:

LIKE to pepper conversation with unpleasant, graphic references? Here’s a few that prove you really are a coarse bastard.

THE nineties weren’t all cheap housing and guilt-free FHM purchases. These are the intolerable hardships kids back then suffered.

DO you see opinion polls and wonder what the f**k is wrong with people? These results make you despair.