Society
Campaigners Welcome Plan For Free-Range Pensioners
MILLIONS of demented British pensioners are to be released from their cages thanks to a new electronic tagging device.
All Secrets To Be Written Down And Dumped In A Skip
THE innermost personal secrets of everyone in Britain are to be written down and then thrown into a big skip, the government said last night.
Cock Ban Looms
A BLANKET ban on cocks has been proposed as part of the government's crackdown on fucking.
People over 30 are grown-ups, say experts
PEOPLE in their 30s and 40s are adults who are able to decide things for themselves, according to a new academic report.
Drivers Who Shoot At People From Behind The Wheel Could Face Jail
CARELESS drivers who take potshots at fellow motorists while trying to change gear could face up to three months in prison.