Society

TWO people in a relationship are convinced that they are the best couple.

A SCOTSMAN has sent a drunken text to his friend that may or may not be a passage from an Irvine Welsh novel.

A WOMAN has revealed she wants to have children before her friends take all the good baby names.

SCRATCH cards are considered the perfect dessert after a nice meal in Hull, it has emerged.

THE parents of an nine-year-old are spending the last weekend of the summer holidays watching a digital clock count down to 9am on Monday.

A GROUP of colleagues who claim to work hard and play hard do not appear to do either, it has emerged.

A FAMILY that went on holiday in Britain spent the whole time in an arcade, they have confirmed.

A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.

A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.

A MANAGER spent a satisfying weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.