Society

MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.

A WOMAN has given a bullshit reason for not going to work because there is now no such thing as lying.

A MAN is wrongly using the term ‘special snowflake’ to refer to anyone who does not share his mean-spirited opinions, it has emerged.

A LAPTOP user in a cafe is determined to see off lunchtime customers who actually buy food.

AN INDIAN takeaway includes a small white plastic bag of hideous-looking chopped vegetables for some unknown reason.

A WOMAN in her early thirties has no idea if 'millennial' is the right bullshit label for her.

‘HAVING a quiet night in’ is as mind-numbingly dull as it sounds once you reach 40, experts have confirmed.

A WOMAN spent 20 minutes staring at breakfast cereal in a supermarket to avoid making small talk with a neighbour she does not really know very well.

AN AMATEUR genealogist has discovered that his surname derives from an ancestor’s habit of masturbating woodland animals.

A MAN who everyone thought would be happy about Brexit will not be satisfied until the rest of the EU is in ruins, it has emerged.