Society

YEARNING for the halcyon days when you didn't get ripped off every time you stepped outside your front door? Take a - free - trip down Memory Lane.

HARDLY a week goes by without some confected controversy like ‘cancel culture’. But how do they compare with the public outrages of the 1980s? Let’s find out.

A MILLENNIAL has been left in a state of shock after being informed that pensions are real.

HISTORY these days isn't patriotic enough, with Britain at the centre and all other nations in awe. I'm rewriting the story of our proud island, and improving it.

CANCEL culture is ruining Britain by stopping people like me being heard, apart from on TV, in the newspapers and on the internet. Here is a day in my terrible life.

MORONS are quick to compare all sorts of things to Nazi Germany, the one period of history they have cursory knowledge of. Here’s what they think is similar to the Third Reich.

THEY should be locking up the real criminals, and the real criminals are anyone guilty of these...

DO you want to shock younger people with tales of life in the pre-internet olden days? Here are some things to freak them out with.

FOOD shortages, a 68 per cent fall in exports, and the collapse of businesses across Britain. But however bad Brexit may seem, the alternative was worse.

OVER 55? Managed to convince yourself that you were part of the Greatest Generation ever to battle through adversity to succeed?