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Santa does traditional shit in naughty family's fireplace

FATHER Christmas has visited the naughty family on the estate to let them know of his displeasure by leaving a massive turd. 

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Six Christmas foods you've bought way too much of that'll be going in the bin

BOUGHT shitloads of food in to make sure you’re covered for two f**king days? Chances are you’ll be emptying half this perishable shit in the bin by Wednesday.

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