Five-year-olds go on utterly pathetic school trip

A CLASS of five-year-olds have been taken on a pitiful school trip that really was not worth the effort.

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Are you a twat or do you just like polo?

We’ve all asked ourselves – am I a regular twat or just a fan of the ridiculously upper-class sport polo? Take our test and find out.

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