WOMEN have confirmed they have no issue with short men’s physiques but dismiss them as romantic partners because of short man syndrome.
While diminutive suitors believe they are overlooked because of their lack of height, women have confirmed the actual issue is their insecurity and aggressive behaviour in pubs.
Sophie Rodriguez said: “I quite like a short lad. They’re easier to fit on a sofa and you can borrow their trainers.
“But they’re always so bitter, so angry at the world, so steadfastly determined to prove everyone wrong by driving a massive SUV, getting jacked in the gym or picking fights with waiters who dare be over six foot that I can’t date them.
“They radiate resentment, leap to jealous conclusions and it’s too easy to lose them in crowds. And they go through your shoes telling you which ones you can’t wear.
“I know it must be hard knowing at any moment you could lose a fight, but I manage it without taking my suffering out on the rest of society, Joker-style.”
Tom Booker, five foot six, said: “It’s true. But women would happily put up with my prick personality if I was nine inches taller.”
