THERE’S no harm in sexual fantasies, but cuckolding – asking your wife to cheat on you with other men – is worth considering carefully before trying, for these obvious reasons…
The small talk will be awkward
You won’t be able to avoid basic social interaction before you get onto the sex. If you don’t enjoy making small talk at your annual work party, you’re going to hate asking: ‘So, Jeff, how are you looking forward to putting your penis inside my wife?’
The etiquette is far from clear
As the cuckold, can you jump in when you feel like it, or are you forbidden to interfere? Is the act of cuckolding sacred and you’re meant to just sit there masturbating politely? Google offers no clarity and none of your WhatsApp groups want to talk about it.
It’s historically unpopular
Shakespeare was obsessed with cuckoldry, clearly having dated an unfaithful wench, but the term is even older, coming from the Old French for ‘cuckoo’. Throughout much of history anyone having sex with your wife was an acceptable reason to kill him, and her. The Bible and the Koran both favour stoning to death. Is history likely to have got it so wrong?
Will the female participant find it demeaning?
As the woman in all this, you’ll struggle to escape feeling like you’re being passed around like a sharing bag of Kettle Chips. Do you want this? Do you want this but you’d prefer he didn’t want it? At this point, is shagging someone else and getting far too into it just the easiest route out of your relationship?
Will the cuck actually enjoy it?
Hot in theory, but in practice? If you’re married you feel pretty strongly about your wife. Can you guarantee you’ll enjoy watching her being shagged by a stranger, or will negative feelings creep in? Like sickness, homicidally jealousy or curling up in a ball and sobbing? All reactions which are strong indicators that you have not chosen a fulfilling path.
What will you do while she’s being f**ked?
If being cuckolded isn’t doing much for you, this is a bad time to find out. Would it be rude to go on your phone, or pop out to retrieve your Nintendo Switch? While you’re in the bedroom you could always repaint the ceiling. Surely that would be doubly exciting for your wife who’s been on about it for ages?
Long-term consequences
Couples who have ventured into these realms can find it hard to meet each others’ eyes afterwards. It can’t be turned into a relatable anecdote. And if all your fantasies come true and she really does love sex with other men more than you, she may tire of you wanking in the corner. You were all excited about sexy cuckolding and now you’ve been humiliated.
