A FASCINATION with Japanese culture is alternative and interesting in women and a sign of an aberrant personality and unhealthy sexual interests in men.
A survey of Japanophiles found that women who bought manga were well-adjusted individuals, while men learning Japanese were almost entirely social outcasts with extensive collections of deviant animated pornography.
At an Otaku World festival in London, attendee Grace Wood-Morris said: “I’m here because I’m intelligent, seek out the intriguing and different from other cultures and come away richer for it.
“However, if I meet a guy with even the slightest interest in anime, it 100 per cent means he’s a far-right extremist with a waifu pillow who stays up all night on 4chan harassing women from the games industry.”
35-year-old J-pop devotee Lucy Parry agreed: “I love various androgynous Japanese musicians who wear their hair in pink bunches, and that’s fine. However if a man likes them he’s a creep with an unhealthy interest in cartoon schoolgirls.
“Later on I’ll be screaming at a live performance by boys half my age, taking selfies with youngsters in various cartoon costumes and visiting the on-site maid café where I will pay a young woman dressed like an 18th-century child to serve me tea.”
Joshua Hudson, another attendee, remarked: “I’ve drunk Pocari Sweat, bought some rare Gundam, looked through racks of videogame music on vinyl and eaten some delicious onigiri. Nobody will talk to me.”