REPUBLICAN sources have examined the assassination attempt on Trump and ascribed every individual element of it to wokeness.
Indiana governor Ryan Whittaker has looked at the evidence, followed up on motives and confirmed what he knew instinctively when he first heard of the incident: that woke identity politics pulled the trigger.
He continued: “The gunman is irrelevant. Like Lee Harvey Oswald, he was a mere patsy.
“The force that had seized control of his mind, that commanded his limbs, that pulled the trigger of his AR-15 rifle was the woke mind virus transmitted through the liberal media which, unanimously in every news story for the last year, has called for Trump’s death.
“The gun? Not a good, honest gun bought for home defence and kept with the rest of the arsenal, but the weapon of a woke assassin decorated with rainbow Pride stickers. Even the bullets, normally every patriotic American’s friend and companion, were deviant.
“And the Secret Service that did so little to stop this tragedy? Woke as hell. Bent on getting women, minorities, minority women and transgender women of BIPOC origin onto Trump’s protection detail because he knows their bodies can’t even stop gunfire.
“Wokeness did this and wokeness will pay. Also, we want to bring the whole country together.”
