AFTER claiming the US election is rigged, Donald Trump has given a lengthy slideshow presentation about UFOs and lizard aliens.
Trump outlined a variety of UFO-based conspiracies using ‘classified’ documents, dozens of blurred photographs and books including Above Ultra-Secret: The Real Alien Files.
He said: “Rigging an election is nothing to a government that allows the Zeta Reticulans to abduct humans for anal probing in exchange for inter-dimensional portal technology.
“It’s been going on for years but the Men in Black cover it up. It’s only because I’m so rich and powerful I can talk about it without ending up as a breeding specimen in a slave colony on Neptune.”
Trump then spent 20 minutes discussing a massively enlarged photo of an ‘alien mothership sending out drones over Nevada’, which could also have been a cloud and some birds.
He continued: “Once you start digging it all falls into place. Roswell, the assassination of JFK, Betty and Barney Hill, 9/11 – there’s only one conclusion.
“Hillary is a robot. Or more specifically, a ‘womandroid’.”
Trump supporter Tom Logan said: “Any government that grows human-alien hybrids in jars would definitely rig the election. Apparently they get Bigfoot to eat the voting slips.”
