PEOPLE who claim to enjoy skunk would secretly like some normal weed that doesn’t make them feel as weird.
22-year-old skunk smoker Tom Logan said: “I love showing off to mates about how sick my bud is, how it is covered in sticky crystals and delivers creamy bong tokes.
“But I would also like to be able to function, at least well enough to hold down my job in a mobile phone repair shop. Not that I would tell anyone that because it would seem weak and shameful.
“Unfortunately it is impossible to buy normal weed any more. Dealers assume there is no demand but that’s just because everyone wants to look hard and pretend to be American rappers.
“Buying cannabis has become like walking into an off license and finding it entirely stocked with Special Brew.”