UNSUCCESSFUL prime minister Boris Johnson unsuccessfully tried to talk Harry out of stepping back as a Royal. What did he say?
Steve Malley, nautical glazier: “‘I can hook you up. Well, Gove can.’”
Sophie Rodriguez, cartographer: “I imagine Boris’s chief concern was that Megxit would really cheapen his popular Brexit brand.”
Jim Bates, phrenologist: “‘But Harry, how can you say you hate lying journalists when that’s me? After everything we’ve shared?’”
Joe Turner, WeWork executive: “This was January 2020? Then Boris will have spent the whole time moaning he’d got his bloody girlfriend pregnant.”
Helen Archer, wetwork operative: “Some bollocks in f**king Latin.”
