Business

SUPERMARKETS have confirmed that it is Easter now.  

THE Queen is to boost royal revenues by selling advertising space on the side of swans.

CHILDREN’S Build-A-Bear parties are actually sweatshops, it has emerged.

TK MAXX’S new Christmas advert is three hours long and ends in a punch-up.

A UNIVERSITY’S campus is to be entirely converted into student living accommodation, it has announced.

A SELF-EMPLOYED man has confessed that the business he runs should really have let him go in 2018.

A QUAINT little knick-knack shop selling curios for affordable prices must be a front for terrible evil, shoppers have agreed.

AWKWARD continental-style hugs and kisses are a social minefield. Here’s how to get them really wrong.

HIGH street retailer Matalan has changed its slogan to ‘for the mum who’s given up on life’.

STERLING has plummeted to an all-time low against the Nectar point.