Arts & Entertainment

THE producers of upcoming Bond film No Time To Die have reassured audiences that he will still be the same old offensive ars*hole.

THE media has announced that there will be no ‘album of the decade’ lists this year because no good albums have been released since 2010.

JACOB Rees-Mogg has asserted that if he were to become a grime MC his intelligence and natural authority would place him in pole position.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has been accused of wilfully refusing to suspend disbelief while watching films with his family.

WHEN a new Star Wars trailer comes out your first duty is to rush to the internet and be a twat about it. Try these strategies.

A NEW and typically upbeat Sarah Lancashire drama, The Accident, will put a smile back on the face of angst-ridden Britain, TV bosses have promised.

A MAN has admitted his main pastime is despising films that are univerally adored.

IN 2015 Boris Johnson, then just a lowly backbench MP, wrote a blockbuster film script. Here are a few key excerpts.

GRAFFITI artist Banksy has just sold a frankly bollocks painting for ten million quid. Here’s how to paint your own.

A CONTESTANT on The Great British Bake Off  is worried they are lacking a bizarre, but essential quirk.