A FRIEND who did not enjoy the TV show you recommended has now started to take a dim view of you as well, they have confirmed.
Martin Bishop, who barely made it through the first ten minutes of the TV show you enthusiastically advised him to watch, is beginning to wonder if letting you into his life was a massive mistake.
Bishop said: “I’ve known you for years and always thought you were a cool person. But if watching that programme is how you choose to spend your free time then maybe we should start being mates with other people.
“The acting was poor, the writing was clunky, and the premise ridiculous. As I watched it I thought to myself, ‘Only a complete moron I would want nothing to do with would find this entertaining.’ Then I remembered you said you’ve watched every season multiple times.
“My feelings towards you soured immediately. All of the experiences we’ve shared that bonded us were swiftly undone, and our compatibility in other areas became irrelevant. I even started to dislike myself for ever hanging out with you.”
He added: “Don’t try to smooth things over by telling me it picks up in episode two, and recommending a different show you think I’ll like will only make matters worse. It’s over between us.”
