DOCTOR Who is to travel back in time back to 2017 and destroy his woke era in its cradle before it overwhelms and destroys him.
After learning of his impending cancellation from the Master, the 14th Doctor realises the only way to ensure the survival of himself and his universe is to change his own history and become solidly right-wing.
Showrunner Russell T Davies said: “The nightmare dystopia of 2025 has come to pass, and the Doctor has no choice but to go along with it or lose US funding.
“He travels back to Christmas 2017, when he first became a woman, in a desperate attempt to stop his entire universe collapsing into only existing on Big Finish audio adventures for total nerds or ‘a fate so, so much worse than death,’ as he calls it.
“But it’s a stark moral dilemma, holding two wires, hands trembling, knowing that touching them together will ensure he regenerates as a staunch establishment Tory played by Martin Clunes in an M&S suit.
“Eventually he plucks up the courage, rewrites time itself and eight years of fancying Isaac Newton and meeting Rosa Parks is wiped away in favour of more sensible adventures getting Brexit done and helping white men achieve historic military victories.”
22-year-old Tom Logan said: “It’ll have me hiding behind the sofa shaking with fear like classic Who. I’m mortally terrified of anything not woke.”
