Alcohol

WHICH boozy classics have you got rammed at the back of your cupboard? And what do they say about the kind of person you are?

AN UNTOUCHED glass of tap water has done nothing to take the edge off a man's raging hangover.

A GIRLS' night out has descended into arguments, sulks and tears in the toilet before the first drink has been finished.

A MAN discovered that, contrary to convention, Monday morning is actually a far better time to drink than Friday night.

A MAN who is too young to know what a bad hangover actually feels like thinks he is experiencing one.

A COMPLETE bastard enjoys nothing more than explaining what a wasted dick you were the night before.

QUITTING alcohol for a month will bring huge health benefits, but what about the damage it will do to your weekends? Count the cost here.

THERE were times in primary school when your teacher was clearly suffering the after-effects of a rough night - you were just too young to notice these tell-tale tricks.

THIS weekend marks the official end of Britain’s relaxed, airy summer drinking and the beginning of a hard winter of grim-faced serious drinking.  

DRINKING three glasses of red wine a week is good for your health, according to new research. Functioning alcoholic Donna Sheridan gives her misinterpretation: