Alcohol
A GROUP of drinkers spent three days snowed in at a Yorkshire pub and are gamely pretending they loved it. They didn’t and nor would you.
THE UK is excitedly counting down the hours, minutes and seconds until Dry January can begin, it has emerged.
TONIGHT photographers will be prowling to catch shameful scenes of pissed-up Britain showing its knickers and urinating publicly. But how can you do this at home?
THE UK has yet to meet even minimum standards of honesty about its level of intoxication, it has emerged.
ASSERTIONS that sensible younger people avoid alcohol are being challenged by the sheer number of hammered teenagers everywhere you go.
A LOOMING Guinness shortage will deprive millions of their favourite tipple, but don’t despair – following these simple tips will turn any pint into a Guinness.
TWO friends who have just finished their first bottle of Chardonnay have discovered they both hold the correct views on every subject there is.
SOULLESS pubs feigning a long rustic history always pull the same interior design crap based around the same few bollocks items.
APPRECIATORS of super-strength lager's complex flavours feel they have been ignored in Rachel Reeves’ budget.