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Mash Blind Date: 'He made a woman out of me, like the Heart song, up against a toilet wall'

Millie, who works in a shit job for wankers, meets Christian, who is rightly terrified.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

The ex-girlfriends who you’re sending daily pictures of your Wordle to have asked if you can go back to sending daily pictures of your cock.

Warming winter meals, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

ON these cold nights, I can think of nothing better than roast poussin followed by a comforting damson tart.