IT’S easy to assume people have some basic grasp of political events. Let low-information moron voter Lauren Hewitt disabuse you:
I don’t follow politics because politicians are all as bad as each other. But I’m going to have my bloody say about this cake report.
First, they’re not telling you all the facts. People buy a birthday cake just to eat on their own, I’ve done it. What cake was it? Our Leah had one with a photo of the dog’s face on.
Why are they having a go at Boris for eating a cake? I’ll tell you – they love the sound of their own voices. That Starmer’s full of himself, which is disgusting considering he got Jimmy Savile off the hook.
It’s not like anyone followed the rules anyway. I went to Donna’s youngest’s 21st which was absolutely rammed, I didn’t get ill and I was pissed as arseholes. The scientists still don’t know if Covid exists.
Mainly I don’t understand why they’d ban cake. Seems like the police wanting an easy life as usual. It’s a lot easier arresting innocent people for eating a fondant fancy than machine-gunning dinghies.
They’re saying it shows Boris is untrustworthy. Eh? He didn’t say he hadn’t had cake. He stutters a bit, but he’s very learned and is probably trying to get all his thoughts out.
And so what if he likes a bit of cake? We can’t all be Kate Moss. And she’s been to enough parties in her time so I don’t know why she’s so against him.
The whole thing’s reminded me why I don’t vote, apart from against immigrants. All this fuss over a cake. Now if he had had a party, he should resign, but not just over cake. They must of took us for idiots.
